VICTORIA BECKHAM HAS FAKE BOOBS

The Sun UK declared today what the rest of the world already knew: Victoria Beckham (AKA Posh Spice) had a boob job. Back in her Spice Girls days, Beckham had noticeably smaller funbags than she has been sporting for the past few years, though she attributed the disparity to “cleavage tape and push-up bras”.

But High Court documents say she has admitted having breast surgery.

Victoria’s spokesman did not deny it, saying: “The legal papers are no secret but Victoria has nothing to say.”

Mmmm… legal papers. But do they have any credible evidence?

And Posh, above right looking swell this year, was furious when pin-up Jordan, who has had FIVE boob ops, said she knew she had had surgery.

Rebecca Loos, 27, alleged ex-mistress of Victoria’s hubby David, 30, made the same claim.

She said: “She told me she’s had them done three times.”

The legal document is in a newspaper’s evidence for a libel case brought by the Beckhams and due to be heard next month.

Beckham reportedly paid £10,000 for the new boobs which, if I remember the latest currency report, is approximately $8.00 USD. Not bad at all.

November 14th, 2005