Countdown to Dakota Fannings Emancipation [CityRag]
Denise Richards in GIANT [Gorilla Mask]
Lindsay Lohan’s “Performance” Improves [Hollywood Tuna]
Paris Hilton to be Mother of Many [Just Jared]
Angelina: The Next Bond Girl? [PopSugar]
Kevin Federline is a Homie [A Socialite’s Life]
Nicole Richie Writes a Book [The Superficial]
Jennifer Garner is Freakin’ Huge [WWTDD]
November 14th, 2005
Bedtime Stories for Lindsay (CityRag)
Petra Nemcova is a Survivor (Egotastic)
Mila Kunis in Stuff Magazine (Gorilla Mask)
Victoria Beckham is a Bad Bad Girl (Hollywood Tuna)
Sharon Osbourne Hates Madonna (IDLYITW)
Kevin Federline says: “Ya’ll Ain’t Ready” (Just Jared)
Freddy Prinze Steps in Dog Poop (A Socialite’s Life)
Kidman Unhappy about Cruise’s Baby (The Superficial)
Kirsten Dunst is Perfect (WWTDD)
November 3rd, 2005
Mrs. Woody Allen 2035 (City Rag)
Jessica Simpson Needs Therapy (Egotastic!)
Mariah Carey is Too Healthy (Hollywood Tuna)
Leonardo and Gisele are done. Again. (IDLYITW)
Lindsay’s Back and Better Than Ever (PopSugar)
Is Sienna Miller Still Doing Jude? (A Socialite’s Life)
Kevin Federline’s Album Starts Leaking (Stereogum)
Nicole Richie is a Winner (The Superficial)
KFed Has No Money (WWTDD)
November 2nd, 2005
Rate Celebrity Plastic Surgery (City Rag)
Lindsay Lohan’s Bathroom Antics (Egotastic!)
Christina Aguilera is a naughty hand-cuffed nurse (IDon’tLikeYouInThatWay)
Hilary Duff snuffs Britney and Jessica (Just Jared)
Madonna Calls Gwen a Copy Cat (PopSugar)
Brad Pitt Likes Being The Daddy (A Socialite’s Life)
50 Cent Didn’t Understand (WWTDD)
October 31st, 2005
Lindsay Lohan recently revealed that at the peak of her recent stick figure development program she not only looked like death — she was literally within death’s cold, boney grasp.
Lohan was so weak doctors were immediately forced to hook her up to an intravenous drip.
She says: “I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase everyone goes through.
“I lost 20-25 pounds. I was on IV drips. I nearly died.”
She’s right you know. We’ve all been there: looking like a halogen lamp with arms, able to hide behind microphone stands, looking like a skeleton with freckles. Ahh, memories.
She’s gradually returning to her previously-established level of hotness, as evidenced by recent pictures of her that didn’t even make me turn away in horror. The shots below were taken on 10/25 in Hollywood and feature Lohan with noticeably puffier lips than normal. It’s unclear if she’s nursing some kind of ailment like a bee sting or a punch in the face from Hillary Duff’s mom, or if she just had them pumped up cosmetically. Your guess is as good as mine.
October 27th, 2005