http://www.tabloidgoddess.com Celebrities Are Prettier Than You Wed, 23 Nov 2005 03:39:49 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en What the goddamn christ is this girl doing? First she goes and makes me fall in love with her in the otherwise unwatchable The Whole Nine Yards, a film in which she deftly totes man’s two favorite things: naked breasts and guns. Now she turns the tables on me by ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/22/amanda-peet-cant-dress-herself/ Is it just me, or is Mariah Carey built like a brick shithouse? Now we find out that there’s going to be a limited edition Mariah Carey doll. No word on whether it comes with football shoulder pads and a utility belt, but I’m not sure what the market is ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/18/mariah-carey-is-built-like-a-truck/ Back when The Sopranos was actually worth watching, way back in the first season, you just knew Meadow Soprano would grow up to be a hottie. She was really cute in that first season. Then she — along with Edie Falco — put on a bit of weight during the ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/16/meadow-sopranos-sideboob/ Countdown to Dakota Fannings Emancipation [CityRag] Denise Richards in GIANT [Gorilla Mask] Lindsay Lohan’s “Performance” Improves [Hollywood Tuna] Paris Hilton to be Mother of Many [Just Jared] Angelina: The Next Bond Girl? [PopSugar] Kevin Federline is a Homie [A Socialite’s Life] Nicole Richie Writes a Book [The Superficial] Jennifer Garner is Freakin’ Huge [WWTDD] http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/14/links-are-prettier-than-you-8/ The Sun UK declared today what the rest of the world already knew: Victoria Beckham (AKA Posh Spice) had a boob job. Back in her Spice Girls days, Beckham had noticeably smaller funbags than she has been sporting for the past few years, though she attributed the disparity to “cleavage ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/14/victoria-beckham-has-fake-boobs/ Madamism [CityRag] Mischa Barton Needs a New Stylist [Egotastic!] Review: Hilary Duff’s ‘Beat Of My Heart’ [Hollywood Tuna] Paris Hilton’s Fender Bender [Just Jared] Britney vs The Paparazzi [PopSugar] Happy Belated Birthday Tara Reid [A Socialite’s Life] Cameron Diaz Criticizes Cosmetic Surgery [The Superficial] Sharon Osbourne Really Hates Madonna [WWTDD] http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/09/links-are-prettier-than-you-7/ I don’t know who she is, but Billie Piper thinks she’s perfect for Bond Girl Vespa Lynd in the forthcoming Casino Royale. So says film site Yahoo! UK. The Dr Who star is said to be taking a few days off filming to meet producers, currently gearing up to shoot Casino ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/09/who-the-hell-is-billie-piper/ Because Eva Longoria just wasn’t hot enough as-is, Page Six reports that she likes to have her grundle waxed. Eva Longoria talks in Cosmopolitan magazine about sex and extols the virtues of Brazilian bikini wax. “It makes sex better,” she told Cosmo. And it’s worth the pain? “Believe me, the ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/07/eva-longoria-likes-it-smooth/ I actually saw her talking about this on the Tonight Show last week, but now it’s in the paper so I’ll post it here. Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently can’t tell the difference between when a gas station attendant does and doesn’t actually put gas in her car. She wound up ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/07/jennifer-love-hewitt-is-dumb/ I’m not entirely sure I understand the fascination with O.C. star Mischa Barton. Sure, she’s reasonably pretty. Not Jennie Garth pretty or even Kathleen Robertson pretty, but nowhere near Gabrielle Carteris ugly. Somewhere in between 90210 Season One Tori Spelling and Season Ten Tori Spelling. Maybe Season Seven Tori Spelling. ... http://www.tabloidgoddess.com/articles/2005/11/07/mischa-barton-has-no-body/