LINDSAY LOHAN ALMOST DIED

Lindsay Lohan recently revealed that at the peak of her recent stick figure development program she not only looked like death — she was literally within death’s cold, boney grasp.

Lohan was so weak doctors were immediately forced to hook her up to an intravenous drip.

She says: “I was going through a lot of stuff and overworking and not thinking of my body. I was going through that phase everyone goes through.

“I lost 20-25 pounds. I was on IV drips. I nearly died.”

She’s right you know. We’ve all been there: looking like a halogen lamp with arms, able to hide behind microphone stands, looking like a skeleton with freckles. Ahh, memories.

She’s gradually returning to her previously-established level of hotness, as evidenced by recent pictures of her that didn’t even make me turn away in horror. The shots below were taken on 10/25 in Hollywood and feature Lohan with noticeably puffier lips than normal. It’s unclear if she’s nursing some kind of ailment like a bee sting or a punch in the face from Hillary Duff’s mom, or if she just had them pumped up cosmetically. Your guess is as good as mine.

October 27th, 2005 TG