JENNIFER ANISTON IS BRUISED
Apparently during filming of her new movie “Derailed”, Jennifer Aniston’s love scenes with Clive Owen were so intense that she ended up with bruises on her legs.
The former Friends star, whose character has a torrid affair with a married executive played by Owen, confesses she was so involved in the action she didn’t feel any pain.
She says: “I got some good bruises on my legs. It wasn’t pretty.
“But your adrenaline is running so you don’t even feel it.”
Aniston also revealed that, while still married to Brad Pitt, she would be approached by inebriated suitors.
“I’ve had inappropriate come-ons. Just when I was with my husband at the time. Nothing worth discussing, truthfully.”
“Just dumb drunk stuff.”
One person’s “dumb drunk stuff” is another person’s “crying softly while masturbating to a lock of Jennifer’s hair”. I’ve said too much already.
November 4th, 2005 TG