HILARY DUFF HAS BALLS

Hilary Duff just released a greatest hits album. The album, which is called “Most Wanted”, features classic tracks from Duff’s 2003 release Metamorphosis as well as from her 2004 eponymous masterpiece. Let’s do the math:

2 YEARS + 2 ALBUMS = GREATEST HITS

That’s unbelievable. Audioslave better damn well put out a best-of record next year or I’m going to pitch a fit.

Hilary Duff has such an extensive discography, reflecting the breadth and depth of her musical abilities. Sometimes she sings pop, sometimes she sings pop-rock. Sometimes slow, sometimes fast. The woman is a genius. She’s like Mozart, but with better hair.

At least she’s cute. She has tiny boobs, sure, but at least she’s not the psycho hose beast that is her sister Haylie Duff. GOO!

November 3rd, 2005 TG