GWYNETH PALTROW CAN’T MAKE UP HER MIND

Back in September, Gwyneth Paltrow said she had a more European sensibility and that America was young and immature. Now she hates London, too.

“My husband thinks I’m way too obsessed with cleanliness and germs,” Gwyneth admits. “I’m just like, ‘The street is filthy, could we take off our shoes before we come into the house?’ He used to imitate me and say, ‘Ewwww, oh my God!’” Gwyneth also complains about customer service in the UK, claiming it is “rubbish.” “They’ll tell you it’ll take two weeks for your internet service to be fixed! It drives me nuts,” whined Paltrow.

England fired back, however.

“If you don’t like it, then go home.” A representative for a British tourism board told the Daily Mail, “We dispute what Miss Paltrow has said. Thanks to the work of groups like Keep Britain Tidy, the streets…are cleaner than they have been in decades. And the best thing about our service is how polite we are - something the millions of Americans who visit Britain each year really appreciate.”

Here are some recent photos of the lass with her nipples sticking out of her dress. Whee!

October 20th, 2005 TG