LIZ HURLEY THINKS SIENNA MILLER IS UGLY

Elizabeth Hurley, star of Austin Powers and not much else, thinks fellow British bombshell Sienna Miller made a mistake by cutting her hair short. Here are some recent pics if you don’t know what I’m talking about. Hurley, apparently angered by the fact that she is now 40 to Miller’s 23 and they have both appeared in the same number of watchable movies (one), had this to say.

Sienna Miller, whom Elizabeth once called “a bit pedestrian”, reckons Jude Law’s ex shouldn’t have cut her hair.

“That’s the thing about valuing trends above sexiness,” she told reporters, “It exposes your flaws. That cut exposes the poor girl.”

SNAP! Now, I’m not going to sit here and argue semantics, mostly because I’m not exactly sure what semantics are. What I am sure of is that both of these ladies are extremely hot and extremely feisty, and all I’m saying is that if they want to have at it, I have a kiddie pool and a drum full of KY that nobody’s using. The loser will be locked in my basement for two weeks and forced to listen to me quote Old School one-liners at her in a terrible English accent. The winner will only have to tolerate a week of that behavior.

October 28th, 2005 TG