DANIEL CRAIG IS BLONDE BOND

It’s officially official that Daniel Craig will be the next James Bond, and the first one with goldielocks, to boot. The 37-year-old “Layer Cake” star wasn’t sure about the decision.

“It was difficult, but I tried to think about it like any other job. We have got an incredible script, and that is my first line of attack. Once I had read it, I knew I did not have any choice,” Craig said. “It is a huge iconic figure in movie history, and those things don’t come along very often.”

The last half-dozen Bond films have been utterly forgettable, at least in terms of storyline. They rank high on the “tight-buttocked trollop” and “hairy-chested brit” scales, which appeal to a fairly broad audience, my sources tell me.

October 15th, 2005 TG