AMANDA PEET CAN’T DRESS HERSELF

What the goddamn christ is this girl doing? First she goes and makes me fall in love with her in the otherwise unwatchable The Whole Nine Yards, a film in which she deftly totes man’s two favorite things: naked breasts and guns. Now she turns the tables on me by dressing up like an anorexic sherpa for whatever event/premiere/gala she was attending in the pictures below. Why do pretty girls insist on dressing like anything other than pretty girls? First Mischa Barton wears a burlap sack and now this. At least Eva never lets me down.

November 22nd, 2005 TG