AL ROKER LIKES DOGS

The Associated Press is reporting that former fatty and current space creature lookalike Al Roker is pitching a reality TV program for dogs. He would join forces with dog trainer to the stars Tamar Gellar.

“A former Israeli intelligence officer, Tamar will show us how to make the most of our loving relationship with dogs,” Roker said. “And if you do not watch the show, she knows 17 different ways to kill you with a paper clip. That’s television!”

Roker was a successful recipient of gastric bypass surgery several years back, a procedure that whittles fatty-fats down to normal sizes by shrinking the size of the stomach. It’s the weight loss equivalent of taking steroids to get jacked, but it tends to make the patient’s head look like a Halloween mask that’s a few sizes too big.

October 15th, 2005 TG