MARIAH CAREY IS BUILT LIKE A TRUCK
November 18th, 2005
Is it just me, or is Mariah Carey built like a brick shithouse? Now we find out that there’s going to be a limited edition Mariah Carey doll. No word on whether it comes with football shoulder pads and a utility belt, but I’m not sure what the market is for a girl’s doll with the body of Lawrence Taylor.
“There’ll only be 3,000 of them and while they’re supposed to be for kids, they’re likely to become an instant collectors’ item.”
The head reportedly turns sideways and the whole doll can be used as a mallet for hammering in tent pegs.
