EVA LONGORIA LIKES IT SMOOTH

November 7th, 2005

Because Eva Longoria just wasn’t hot enough as-is, Page Six reports that she likes to have her grundle waxed.

Eva Longoria talks in Cosmopolitan magazine about sex and extols the virtues of Brazilian bikini wax. “It makes sex better,” she told Cosmo. And it’s worth the pain? “Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish.’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it. Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back.”

I could probably masturbate just reading her talk about getting a Brazilian wax. Still not sure what it is? Here’s a better explanation.

The Brazilian bikini wax (also called the thong wax or Playbox wax) is a must-get-done for women who can endure excruciating fashion pain. Gwyneth’s done it, so has Naomi. It is now so popular that BW salons have sprouted right around the world.

The Brazilian involves the spreading of hot wax on to the buttocks. A cloth is patted over the wax, then rrrrip. That’s nothing compared to the next bit. Wax is smeared onto the mons, the cloth is pressed into place…then they turn the music up loud…rrripppp. It’s quite normal for the waxer to throw your legs over their shoulder, or ask you to moon them so they can get the strays. The waxer then goes over your red bits with a pair of tweezers to pluck out recalcitrant strands.

Only a small exclamation mark of hair is left to curtain-off the labia.

That makes my taint clench just thinking about it.