What the goddamn christ is this girl doing? First she goes and makes me fall in love with her in the otherwise unwatchable The Whole Nine Yards, a film in which she deftly totes man’s two favorite things: naked breasts and guns. Now she turns the tables on me by dressing up like an anorexic sherpa for whatever event/premiere/gala she was attending in the pictures below. Why do pretty girls insist on dressing like anything other than pretty girls? First Mischa Barton wears a burlap sack and now this. At least Eva never lets me down.
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November 22nd, 2005
TG
Is it just me, or is Mariah Carey built like a brick shithouse? Now we find out that there’s going to be a limited edition Mariah Carey doll. No word on whether it comes with football shoulder pads and a utility belt, but I’m not sure what the market is for a girl’s doll with the body of Lawrence Taylor.
“There’ll only be 3,000 of them and while they’re supposed to be for kids, they’re likely to become an instant collectors’ item.”
The head reportedly turns sideways and the whole doll can be used as a mallet for hammering in tent pegs.
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November 18th, 2005
TG
Back when The Sopranos was actually worth watching, way back in the first season, you just knew Meadow Soprano would grow up to be a hottie. She was really cute in that first season. Then she — along with Edie Falco — put on a bit of weight during the hiatus between the first two seasons. Still cute, but now Meadow was a little chubby. Nothing wrong with a little love junk to hold onto. Or a lot of love junk. Okay, I like fatties.
A few years ago she married nobody A.J. Discala, whom she is now estranged from and we find out now that he is dating “actress” and George Clooney’s ex Krista Allen. Yes, that Krista Allen, soft porn queen extraordinaire. You may also remember her as “Busty woman in elevator” in Liar, Liar (thanks, IMDB).
Sigler also recently revealed that she battled an eating disorder called exercise bulimia, where the sufferer exercises mercilessly in an effort to lose as much weight as possible. She was reportedly down to 80 lbs after four months of this activity. She was apparently so thin when the returned to The Sopranos in 1998 that the producers began auditioning other actresses.
She seems to have made a full recovery, and we can all be thankful for that. Thanks in no small part to one Peter Griffin, “sideboob” has become ingrained in our common lexicon. Here, then, are some tasteful shots of Jamie Lynn Sigler showing off her beautiful sideboob.
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November 16th, 2005
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The Sun UK declared today what the rest of the world already knew: Victoria Beckham (AKA Posh Spice) had a boob job. Back in her Spice Girls days, Beckham had noticeably smaller funbags than she has been sporting for the past few years, though she attributed the disparity to “cleavage tape and push-up bras”.
But High Court documents say she has admitted having breast surgery.
Victoria’s spokesman did not deny it, saying: “The legal papers are no secret but Victoria has nothing to say.”
Mmmm… legal papers. But do they have any credible evidence?
And Posh, above right looking swell this year, was furious when pin-up Jordan, who has had FIVE boob ops, said she knew she had had surgery.
Rebecca Loos, 27, alleged ex-mistress of Victoria’s hubby David, 30, made the same claim.
She said: “She told me she’s had them done three times.”
The legal document is in a newspaper’s evidence for a libel case brought by the Beckhams and due to be heard next month.
Beckham reportedly paid £10,000 for the new boobs which, if I remember the latest currency report, is approximately $8.00 USD. Not bad at all.
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November 14th, 2005
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I don’t know who she is, but Billie Piper thinks she’s perfect for Bond Girl Vespa Lynd in the forthcoming Casino Royale. So says film site Yahoo! UK.
The Dr Who star is said to be taking a few days off filming to meet producers, currently gearing up to shoot Casino Royale.
If Billy can persuade them to let her have a role, she will be lining up next to the new 007 Daniel Craig.
A source told a newspaper: “She’s very excited about making it to the big screen.”
I guess she used to be a pop star and now she’s a television actress, and that apparently qualifies her to be a Bond hottie. I suspect you have to bring more to the table than that to follow up the likes of Halle Berry and Denise Richards. Here are some HQ pics of her that I found, though I think they’re kind of old.
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November 9th, 2005
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Because Eva Longoria just wasn’t hot enough as-is, Page Six reports that she likes to have her grundle waxed.
Eva Longoria talks in Cosmopolitan magazine about sex and extols the virtues of Brazilian bikini wax. “It makes sex better,” she told Cosmo. And it’s worth the pain? “Believe me, the first time I did it, the technician did half, and I was like ‘Stop!’ She said, ‘Sit down, I have to finish.’ But then it gets easier. The more you do it, the less hair grows back. But yeah, I love it. I swear by it. Every woman should try a Brazilian wax once. And then the sex they have afterward will make them keep coming back.”
I could probably masturbate just reading her talk about getting a Brazilian wax. Still not sure what it is? Here’s a better explanation.
The Brazilian bikini wax (also called the thong wax or Playbox wax) is a must-get-done for women who can endure excruciating fashion pain. Gwyneth’s done it, so has Naomi. It is now so popular that BW salons have sprouted right around the world.
The Brazilian involves the spreading of hot wax on to the buttocks. A cloth is patted over the wax, then rrrrip. That’s nothing compared to the next bit. Wax is smeared onto the mons, the cloth is pressed into place…then they turn the music up loud…rrripppp. It’s quite normal for the waxer to throw your legs over their shoulder, or ask you to moon them so they can get the strays. The waxer then goes over your red bits with a pair of tweezers to pluck out recalcitrant strands.
Only a small exclamation mark of hair is left to curtain-off the labia.
That makes my taint clench just thinking about it.
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November 7th, 2005
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I actually saw her talking about this on the Tonight Show last week, but now it’s in the paper so I’ll post it here. Jennifer Love Hewitt apparently can’t tell the difference between when a gas station attendant does and doesn’t actually put gas in her car. She wound up running out of gas on Robertson Boulevard in LA. Here’s how she explains it.
“I was on a very important conference call and I was in a dress so I thought, ‘I’ll let someone else put the gas in the car today.’ I never do that.
“I gave him $40 and I drove away. It never dawned on me to check he’d actually put the gas in the car. He pocketed my $40, never put gas in the car and I get to Robertson, the one street filled with paparazzi and I’m like: ‘Oh, it’s not going… This is not funny.’
“I had to get out and I started pushing my Mini Cooper down the street. Thank God I don’t drive an SUV or something.
“People got out and they helped me, with the paparazzi shooting photos. It was incredibly embarrassing. A paparazzi actually helped me go get gas for my car, so they’re not all bad.”
Paparazzi are sweet. “Love” made it a point to indicate that she usually pumps her own gas, which I guess is a big deal or something. I live in New Jersey and all gas stations here are full serve by law. It’s apparently illegal to pump your own gas here, what with the propensity for women with their big Jersey hair to get discombobulated and start pumping gas into all manner of orifice other than the gas tank itself.
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November 7th, 2005
TG
I’m not entirely sure I understand the fascination with O.C. star Mischa Barton. Sure, she’s reasonably pretty. Not Jennie Garth pretty or even Kathleen Robertson pretty, but nowhere near Gabrielle Carteris ugly. Somewhere in between 90210 Season One Tori Spelling and Season Ten Tori Spelling. Maybe Season Seven Tori Spelling. There are really two things standing in Barton’s way of becoming a real hotty.
1) She has no body. Whatsoever. None. Real women have curves. Fat women have lots of curves, but real women have curves. You don’t need big breasts, though Jebus knows that helps. Barton is rail thin and, whether she’s rocking Hollywood’s latest eating disorder trend or not, girls who are as skinny as DJ Qualls just aren’t hot. SEE: Lindsay Lohan or Nicole Richie circa two months ago.
2) The girl simply can not dress herself. SEE: the pictures below. She’s all dolled up for some opening of something or other and she shows up wearing the latest Vera Wang burlap sack. Not hot.
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November 7th, 2005
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